...nothing but the truth so help me...
Around the age of ten boys start asking their dads about what is true and what is not,they already know but they want to hear you say it.
Anyway since I had to answer Nicky on the subject I might as well tell you the truth too: Only fair to you.
It's been quite a while I tried to hide who I really am,I was buzy and didn't want to be disturbed(Have you seen the media people running after celebrities).So I lied before,well little white lies,I told the press I lived in a country up northern Europe,I shaved my mustache and my beard,put Ray Bans on my nose and dressed in blue.I pretended to wear snickers my whole life through.
OK, I live by the mediterranean, I got a cool girl friend to do naughty things with and to,I use a van to ride to and fro and I use the door(like everyone) when I go into a house.But since I told my son my real identity you would've hear about it anyway so I rather be the one to tell you:I'm Santa Klaus, hi people.
Anyway since I had to answer Nicky on the subject I might as well tell you the truth too: Only fair to you.
It's been quite a while I tried to hide who I really am,I was buzy and didn't want to be disturbed(Have you seen the media people running after celebrities).So I lied before,well little white lies,I told the press I lived in a country up northern Europe,I shaved my mustache and my beard,put Ray Bans on my nose and dressed in blue.I pretended to wear snickers my whole life through.
OK, I live by the mediterranean, I got a cool girl friend to do naughty things with and to,I use a van to ride to and fro and I use the door(like everyone) when I go into a house.But since I told my son my real identity you would've hear about it anyway so I rather be the one to tell you:I'm Santa Klaus, hi people.
posted by GPV at 3:30 AM
9 Comments:
Oh.My.Goddess. Does Mrs. Klaus know about the cool girlfriend? Does Mrs. Klaus know about the "naughty things"?
Hi Santa. I think you're really cool. I have this list I'd like you to look at... LOL
owl: Mrs.Klaus is my commander in chief day time and is my cool girlfriend(and slave) at night and she enjoys the naughty things...
Sorry ut: since you're obviously over 12 you're out of my juridiction.
There's always some damn rule getting in the way! Oh, drat!
Finally, the truth is out.. Now can I pretend to be a lot YOUNGER? you see I have this list to.. lol HUGGZ
Girls can always pretend that jade,generaly they stay under 12 all their life.
Santa - there's a very special present I want, but I can't write it here. You probably think I'm too old to believe in Santa, anyway.
no more cats for you owl.
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